Employer: TimeKeeperCats – Guardians of Time
Location: TimeKeeperCats Headquarters, with flexible assignments across various historical epochs
Description:
The TimeKeeperCats are seeking brave, skilled, and loyal felines ready to safeguard the integrity of history as Timekeeper Agents. If you are curious, eager to learn, and adventurous, with a talent for stealth and sharp thinking, this is your chance to join our extraordinary team!
Responsibilities:
- Conduct covert operations to secure historical artifacts and documents
- Analyze ancient texts and symbols to uncover clues about temporal manipulations
- Monitor and neutralize threats that could alter the course of history
- Collaborate with your team on high-risk missions across various time periods
- Communicate and report back to headquarters, including emergency briefings
Requirements:
- Sharp intellect and strong analytical skills
- Talent for silent movement and camouflage
- Knowledge of feline history or a willingness to train in historical epochs
- Basic understanding of hieroglyphs and ancient scripts (preferred)
- Teamwork and reliability, even under high-pressure conditions
What We Offer:
- Exciting missions with access to extraordinary time periods
- State-of-the-art espionage and communication equipment
- A dedicated and supportive team of agents
- Continuous training programs (e.g., Katt Maga self-defense)
- Meals and lodging provided during missions
Secret Perks:
- Access to information unknown to the rest of the world
- Flexibility in choosing your time-travel assignments
- Participation in pivotal historical events
Application Process:
Submit a brief report detailing an adventure where you demonstrated your detective skills. Applications can be submitted in person at the TimeKeeperCats Headquarters or through one of our couriers with the subject line: “Timekeeper Agent – In Service of Time.”
Note: This position is strictly confidential. Applications that jeopardize the mission of the TimeKeeperCats will not be considered.